Some watery tart throwing swords from a pond is no basis for a system of government!

There is a duck in my garage. . . in a rabbit cage on the eve of history being made.
Oh sure there is some silly election taking place somewhere, but who really cares? What's really exciting is that the chicken coop now has an officially water proof roof. No more silly looking third world-tarp topped-shanty. Now those spoiled birds have a two room suite fully furnished with amish-esque wooden nesting boxes, wall to wall roosting bars, private entryways and picture windows.
Life continues to be exciting on the pharm. Bruce the mystery neighbor continues to cut down our spruce trees for us, opening up the view of the river and the kids are endlessly entertained by the new wind mill that our neighbor Mark set up just across the cement brook.
The elusive 'buck' that has been rumored to run around the neighborhood has finally been seen. He was feeding with his share of little lady does back in the swamp. All those years of rumors and blurry photographic evidence may soon be vindicated if the boys in blaze orange (the hunters) finally have their way.
In the meantime the Hogans just sent an email from their secret hidden (is that redundant) base. Word on the street is that after all of their labor and days of high nerves are finally paying off!! The title to their future kingdom has been located and is on its way to being officially signed by all of the powers that be. Sadly this means that next week will likely be our last together :-(.
And it isn't sounding good for McCain. At least retirement is still an option.

Stay tuned. . . next week - Why is it a "fourgone conclusion". Or - Americas obsession with oppressing "odd numbers".






. . . yes, i know that i spelled it wrong.