You say to me, "Myke, this is terribly insensitive and in bad taste, especially in this era of paranoia and mass hysteria over every little bottle of hair gel, or every cup of coffee that might explode should it make it through a security check point.""Well," I reply. "You have never been to my house after the children have loaded their Nerf arsenal. Its terrifying!!"
Yes, after a firm, "No!!" from Mom, the children were able to hop on the black market - I blame the Internet - and acquire these contraband weapons of mass destruction! Oddly, dad actually had nothing to do with any of this!!!!
All that i can offer is that if you swing by for a visit that you wear your body armor! It is for your own good.
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